Molvania
Molvania, birthplace of the polka and whooping cough, is often overlooked as a tourist destination but thanks to this fully up-dated Jetlag Travel Guide, the keen visitor can now enjoy one of Eastern Europe's best kep secrets. Everything you need to know is here, including:
When to go: Those wanting a quiter, less crowded experience might consider visiting in the "off-season" periods such as inter or during the Lutenblag Jazz Festival.
Where to stay: Hotel Zizjkov, like its owner's teeth, has undergone extensive renovation work and most rooms offer the standard package of TV, private bathroom and spittoon.
Where to eat: Cafe Cravben is run by a married couple - if the arguments from the kitchen are anything to go by - and the menu is changed frequently. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for the table linen.
Activities: Various water sports are offered at the lake, including water-skiing, windsurfing and parascending, which has been described as a cross between hang-gliding and suicide.
Crime: Pickpockets are active around many of the major railway stations and you should keep a close eye on your belongings. If something does go missing the best thing to do is look for a Guarjda Civije. Chances are, he will be the person who stole it!
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